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Natural Science Forum / Physics / Acoustics / February 2005How can I turn smells into noises ???
I want to hear the smell of my feet.What can I do? > I want to hear the smell of my feet.What can I do? Invent the Smellophone... Chris W  SignatureThe voice of ignorance speaks loud and long, but the words of the wise are quiet and few. -- >I want to hear the smell of my feet.What can I do? Buy a gas chromatograph, feed the output into yor hi-fi toys and listen! w. >I want to hear the smell of my feet.What can I do? Stick your feet in your ears. SignatureGordon Subtract 1 from 11 to reply > I want to hear the smell of my feet.What can I do? To heck with the feet, dog fart warning system! Everybody knows that you can't turn smell directly into sound, you must first turn it into color, but you have to be careful not to hurt yourself, it's safest when done in a padded room. > Everybody knows that you can't turn smell directly into sound, you > must first turn it into color, but you have to be careful not to hurt > yourself, it's safest when done in a padded room. So much for your credibility. >So much for your credibility. Anyone who was fooled by my message would be safer in a padded room anyways . >>So much for your credibility. > > Anyone who was fooled by my message would be safer in a padded room > anyways . Despite your wishfull thinking, no one was fooled, and you are the one who needs to be confined in a padded room. >>>So much for your credibility. >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >Despite your wishfull thinking, no one was fooled, and you are the one who >needs to be confined in a padded room. Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000 newsgroups (all cross-posted to a single low-traffic but unrelated newsgroup) with superficially relevant comments. The purpose is to disrupt with off-topic crosspostings. Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put yourself on display in his trophy case. Like all trolls, the way to handle him is to IGNORE him. Browse the is.matur newsgroup, his current score card, for Dan Simper. Browse the scot.tld newsgroup, his current score card, for Bruno Beam. He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often discovered to be anagrams (for example "Dan Simper" is an anagram of "spare mind", Bruno Beam is an anagram of "Unabomber"). This guy is a serious troll with a serious problem. Don't be one of his trophies. >>>>So much for your credibility. >>> [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > This guy is a serious troll with a serious problem. Don't be one of > his trophies. I would suggest that the so-called Troll Hunter is the one who is the troll. Perhaps the Troll Hunter would care to establish his credibility by providing listings of a single article that I have cross-posted to even 10 ofthe 5000 newsgroups which he asserts. >I want to hear the smell of my feet.What can I do? Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000 newsgroups (all cross-posted to a single low-traffic but unrelated newsgroup) with superficially relevant comments. The purpose is to disrupt with off-topic crosspostings. Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put yourself on display in his trophy case. Like all trolls, the way to handle him is to IGNORE him. Browse the is.matur newsgroup, his current score card, for Dan Simper. Browse the scot.tld newsgroup, his current score card, for Bruno Beam. He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often discovered to be anagrams (for example "Dan Simper" is an anagram of "spare mind", Bruno Beam is an anagram of "Unabomber"). This guy is a serious troll with a serious problem. Don't be one of his trophies. >>I want to hear the smell of my feet.What can I do? > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > This guy is a serious troll with a serious problem. Don't be one of > his trophies. I would suggest that the so-called Troll Hunter is the one who is the troll. Perhaps the Troll Hunter would care to establish his credibility by providing listings of a single article that I have cross-posted to even 10 ofthe 5000 newsgroups which he asserts. > >>I want to hear the smell of my feet.What can I do? > > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > providing listings of a single article that I have cross-posted to even 10 > ofthe 5000 newsgroups which he asserts. I was thinking the same thing. The "troll hunter" is the troll. It is beyond me to understand how the original post was supposed to disrupt the group. Unless it was designed to laugh us to death. however noise is sound and sound is acoustic so it's not off topic. |
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