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>jimmy <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:1qipf11j0p5ogij0qn2ivrg5228f786d0o@
>4ax.com:
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>Uh, he specifically said in HIS basement. Assuming his basement is on
>this planet, it won't fit.
Uh, the original post said "his basement". My response was to a
reply down two levels in the thread. That reply said "Those don't fit
in basements" regarding dying stars. However, you missed the humor
of the original post so I guess this whole thread just blew right past
you. Perhaps we will remember to include the <humor> and </humor>
tags next time so you don't get too confused.
Meanwhile, it came to me in a vision that the Creator really is
suppressing cold fusion because of his displeasure with the human
race. The Creator was impressed with the depth of my thoughts on the
matter and has chosen me as his Prophet (Sorry Chuck) to spread the
word. Send me $100 via PayPal and I will be glad to pray to the
Creator to allow cold fusion to work and also too allow you to
recognize humorous postings.
--
Jim
PS- True Believers, please do not get upset with the content of this
post. I believe the Creator has a sense of humor. After all, the
Creator created humans.
Dave Oldridge - 14 Aug 2005 07:53 GMT
jimmy <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:i63tf1lvq68mvm60risd35qrp4me4h82b4@
4ax.com:
>>jimmy <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:1qipf11j0p5ogij0qn2ivrg5228f786d0o@
>>4ax.com:
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> post. I believe the Creator has a sense of humor. After all, the
> Creator created humans.
Worse (or better depending on your sense of humour), He created evolution
and THAT created humans!

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jimmy - 15 Aug 2005 05:26 GMT
>jimmy <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:i63tf1lvq68mvm60risd35qrp4me4h82b4@
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>Worse (or better depending on your sense of humour), He created evolution
>and THAT created humans!
Glad you caught on that this thread is a joke.
Joke of the day:
"Gee mom, can I get a supernova kit for Christmas?"
Even funnier is that the Creator created evolution that evolved
people that argue that evolution doesn't exist. <LOL>
I refuse to argue the merits of the Creator being a He or a She.
Most of the JMC (Jewish/Moslem/Christian) world is ignorant of the
fact that there are also references to a female deity in ancient
Jewish legend. I believe the ancient Father/Mother theism was changed
by the male dominated culture into the Father/Holy Spirit. Some
archeological digs have turned up relics that Israel wants kept under
wraps. Of course, any discoveries of that type would also upset the
Moslem and Christian worlds as well. But that isn't the only male
chauvinist kink in JMC history. If I remember correctly, Adam and his
first wife, Lilith, separated because she was to headstrong for him.
Maybe she kept burning her fig leaves!!! Actually, some stories of
Lilith predate Adam and she is sometimes referred to as a demon. The
cosmic joke is the Creator allowing all this nonsense. OTOH, maybe
the Creator really is ticked off and has already sent another comet or
two.
That bit of theological history aside, one of the biggest jokes of
all is charlatans selling "cold fusion" information to the ignorant
masses. It doesn't matter to True Believers that "cold fusion" has
yet to heat something as small as a cup of coffee nor that NONE of the
sellers of said information use it to heat their houses or generate
power. Perhaps prayers for small fusion reaction reactions within the
skulls of hucksters are in order?
--
Jim