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Jesus vs the Space Invaders

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skddlbyp - 18 Apr 2007 18:28 GMT
Acc. to Gen 9.12-17, God set a rainbow in the clouds as the sign that
he would never again destroy the Earth with a flood. Isaac Asimov speculated
that the Flood may have been caused by a large meteor strike in the
landlocked Persian Gulf.
    Now note that if the rainbow symbolizes a bow of divine protection, it
faces up, so that the drawn arrow would point toward the sky. So we might
infer that God promised He would never again permit meteorites of such a
size, or in such a quantity, as to cause massive flooding. In the history
books, this is known as the Treaty of Ararat.
   Mt 24.30a also refers to a "sign" of Jesus' coming. This sign is very
likely the rainbow, and this interpretation is reinforced by Ezek 1.28,
where the rainbow surrounds "the Lord," which was probably Matthew's source,
However, Ezek 1.28 implies Gen 9.12-17.
    Lk 21.25c refers to "waves roaring" in the end-times. This prophecy is
not unique, as it can be based on Hagg 2.6 "shake the sea."  It is possible
that the waves roaring could be caused by meteorites hitting the sea,
although the sea shaking seems more like tea sloshing in a cup, and hence
caused by unstable oscillations  of the Earth on it's axis. This should have
been in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
    The 'sign of the rainbow' is probably just a story, but if true it does
not guarantee protection from meteorite strikes on land. (Apparently the
contract with Noah was not checked by a lawyer.)
    However, if UFOs have anything to do with invaders from space, then
perhaps the rainbow is a sign of God's military preparedness, and we don't
have to build anything.
David Oberman - 18 Apr 2007 19:33 GMT
>     Now note that if the rainbow symbolizes a bow of divine protection, it
>faces up, so that the drawn arrow would point toward the sky. So we might
>infer that God promised He would never again permit meteorites of such a
>size, or in such a quantity, as to cause massive flooding. In the history
>books, this is known as the Treaty of Ararat.

What "history books" would those be?

>     Lk 21.25c refers to "waves roaring" in the end-times. This prophecy is
>not unique, as it can be based on Hagg 2.6 "shake the sea."  It is possible
>that the waves roaring could be caused by meteorites hitting the sea,
>although the sea shaking seems more like tea sloshing in a cup, and hence
>caused by unstable oscillations  of the Earth on it's axis. This should have
>been in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

No. YOU should have been in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

>     The 'sign of the rainbow' is probably just a story,

ya think?

>but if true it does not guarantee protection from meteorite strikes on land.

Non sequitur much?

____
Fifteen minutes of fugal writing must be
considered alien to any sonata scheme.
       
       -- John Burk
skddlbyp - 19 Apr 2007 17:36 GMT
> >     Now note that if the rainbow symbolizes a bow of divine protection, it
> >faces up, so that the drawn arrow would point toward the sky. So we might
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>
> What "history books" would those be?

   Oh, they were all lost when the Library of Alexandria burned.

> >     Lk 21.25c refers to "waves roaring" in the end-times. This prophecy is
> >not unique, as it can be based on Hagg 2.6 "shake the sea."  It is possible
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>
> No. YOU should have been in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

    I was; I read the book.

  Actually, the Queen did fall into the Soup Tureen, didn't she? She fell
into something. And if it's good enough for a Queen, it's good enough...

  I wonder if the Alice stories were based on Plato's cave story, what with
the descent underground, the reflections in a mirror, and so forth.

> >     The 'sign of the rainbow' is probably just a story,
>
> ya think?

      The covenant could have been made subjectively with Noah, although it
would have been objective.

> >but if true it does not guarantee protection from meteorite strikes on land.
>
> Non sequitur much?

 Oh, well., it probably does. Atlantis Rising and Nexus have have several
articles on mysterious fireballs rising from the Earth from specific
locations, and destroying approaching asteroids. Supposed to be part of an
ancient space defense system, but, if so, how come nobody has located the
installations?

> ____
> Fifteen minutes of fugal writing must be
> considered alien to any sonata scheme.
>
>         -- John Burk
Thurisaz, warrior of Thor - 19 Apr 2007 05:27 GMT
skddlbyp:

>      However, if UFOs have anything to do with invaders from space, then
> perhaps the rainbow is a sign of God's military preparedness, and we don't
> have to build anything.

And just like you morontheists with your babblical "prophecies" and your
"rEVILation" book, it would have made the same sign for at the very least
several millennia, which would make it perfectly meaningless as a sign.

P. S. There have been exactly 0, zero, UFO sightings that were not easily
explainable by mundane causes. Of course it's no wonder that you morons who
are already used to believe in sh.t just because it sounds impressive (who
needs some silly "evidence"? It sounds sooooo cool!) grasp for the UFO
fairy tales too.

P. P. S. Care to announce which verses compare the rainbow with the weapon
called a "bow"? If there's none, it's your personal _interpretation._ For
you semi-literate idiots, this means that you have added to the content of
the literal text.
Read Deut 4:2 and hang your head in shame.

By the way, that last recommendation goes for all of you morontheists
jerking off to your fantasy of 99 % of humanity soon being tortured for
eternity.

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Thurisaz, warrior of Thor, natural enemy of morontheism

The judgment of morontheism: http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus

 
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