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The Pacific is much much shallower, as anyone who has ever talked to both
at cocktail parties can tell you. With the Pacific, it's all about the
current fashions, which ocean is interchanging salinity with another,
that sort of thing. On the other hand, the Atlantic always goes into
discussions about existential things like whether it forms deep water for
itself or for the benefit of others and whether it really has an identity
of its own or is just a part of a larger body of water. Of course,
subjects tend to drift with either and sometimes oceans just wave at you
without talking at all. They're funny that way. I guess it comes from
their being harsh mistresses. Or maybe it's that the only time they have
anyone go down on them, they use a ship.
The bottom line is that you should put your hotel in the Pacific if you
want to attract the "Paris Hilton" crowd. If you want a to get a
"salon" thing going, put it in the Atlantic. Wherever you decide to
locate it, a great name would be "The Amphidromic Point."
-Bill "I know, it's 'to' not 'on'" Asher
Dan Seur - 06 Jan 2004 01:31 GMT
Then there's the Indian Ocean and the South China Sea - both pretty deep
in places and inscrutable too, but prime for underwater establishments
in coastal shallows if you want to specialize in cowboy movies or bland
cuisine, respectively. Costs, using the latest in offshore labor forces,
should be lower than local US labor (although you'd want to keep an eye
on quality). The Mediterranean is a bit steep, but you might consider
the Aral Sea; you could run the world's first seabed motel, and the
restaurant might attract a good walk-in trade.
>>Hello,
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> -Bill "I know, it's 'to' not 'on'" Asher
algomeysa2 - 17 Jan 2004 12:57 GMT
> The bottom line is that you should put your hotel in the Pacific if you
> want to attract the "Paris Hilton" crowd. If you want a to get a
> "salon" thing going, put it in the Atlantic. Wherever you decide to
> locate it, a great name would be "The Amphidromic Point."
Just make sure Dirk Pitt is working nearby when disaster strikes...