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What's Wrong With This Joke (was Tandem/Speed Limit)

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John Savard - 25 Aug 2005 19:06 GMT
In the group alt.folklore.computers:

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 22:47:01 GMT, Philip Nasadowski
<nasadowsk@nospam.usermail.com> wrote, in part:

>I once saw a chart
>by a locomotive manufacturer proposing a gas turbine/battery hybrid
>locomotive (Railpower - they're still hybrid but moved away from
>turbines).  One 'advantage' to the turbine was that the fuel economy on
>them was improving faster than diesels, historically.  Their (linear!)
>chart showed an interesting prediction: by 2015, gas turbine specific
>fuel consumption would cross into a negative number.  Not like GE or EMD
>would care - only a few years later, rail class diesels would, too.

>Admittingly, the idea of an engine that makes more fuel than it burns is
>cute, but it's generally not practical :)

In the group sci.optics:

On Sat, 20 Aug 2005 04:01:42 -0000, Skywise <into@oblivion.nothing.com>
wrote, in part:

>http://www.livescience.com/technology/050819_fastlight.html
>
>"Scientists Mess with the Speed of Light"
>
>Ok, so I'm reading this article and they're talking about
>making light go faster than the speed of light in optical
>fibers. I'm thinking they've got to be talking about phase
>velocity, which they eventually do. But there's this one
>paragraph that has me puzzled,
>
>  "Light in a vacuum travels at approximately 186,000 miles
>   per second, but a popular misconception is that, according
>   to Einstein’s special theory of relativity, _nothing_ in the
>   universe can travel faster than this speed."
>
>A "popular misconception"? uhhhh....when did this change?

When I was a young man at University, I remember being told the
following joke:

A scientific journal (I believe it may have been _Physical Review D_)
had been growing thicker over the last few years.

Also, the quality and importance of the papers that appeared in it were
felt, in some quarters, to have declined.

Thus, someone extrapolated the trend linearly, finding that in X number
of years, a library shelf of this particular journal would grow at a
speed faster than the speed of light.

However, due to the declining quality of the articles, the laws of
Special Relativity would not be violated, because the journal's articles
would not contain any information.

Obviously, of course, the linear extrapolation is likely to break down
in any event - which relates to the topic of the thread in
alt.folklore.computers.

But something else spoiled the joke for me to an extent.

Because in one sense, all along, it is a "popular misconception" that
nothing can travel faster than light. According to the Special Theory of
Relativity, no mass, no energy, and no information can travel faster
than light.

But there are 'things' that aren't *real physical objects* or otherwise
entities that are limited by this.

For example, if I point a flashlight at a distant screen, and quickly
sweep it across the screen, the spot of light on the screen _could_
travel faster than light. This is because the spot of light isn't really
an object, it is just where successive real objects - the photons from
my flashlight - hit the screen.

The spot where two searchlight beams cross.

A line of fire - as opposed to the bullets actually being fired.

A shadow.

These things, which can be called pseudo-objects, are not causally
linked to each other, but they are related, being caused by a common
source.

As it happens, the leading edge of the advancing line of journals on a
shelf is _also_ a pseudo-object. The individual issues of Physical
Review D would, however poor the quality of their articles, have mass
and energy - and they would contain information, even if about the
random letters pounded by monkeys on typewriters. And so each individual
issue would move from the mailroom to the library shelves at a speed
slower than that of light.

But millions of librarians in a row stretching for miles, almost in
unison, could each put an issue of the journal on the shelf one after
the other so that the position of the most recently shelved journal
races ahead at faster than the speed of light - without any physical law
being violated.

John Savard
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Eric Sosman - 25 Aug 2005 19:41 GMT
> When I was a young man at University, I remember being told the
> following joke:
> [See up-thread for entertaining post, snipped for brevity]

   Also see

    http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Thiotimoline

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Fleetie - 25 Aug 2005 21:25 GMT
> http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Thiotimoline

Asimov's "The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline", I'm
guessing?

Classic. Read it when I was about 11, and loved it.

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Jack Peacock - 25 Aug 2005 20:03 GMT
> But millions of librarians in a row stretching for miles, almost in
> unison, could each put an issue of the journal on the shelf one after
> the other so that the position of the most recently shelved journal
> races ahead at faster than the speed of light - without any physical law
> being violated.

So if one librarian inserts and removes a volume according to some pattern,
modulating the endpoint, that doesn't convey information?  Or are librarians
destined to become FTL telegraphers?

The classic FTL example I can recall mentioned in electronics class is the
pattern established in a waveguide before the RF passes through it.  Not a
microwave/radar engineer so don't ask me for details.  Hmm, doesn't the
excited electron jumping between shells in a laser happen faster than light
as well?
 Jack Peacock
Morten Reistad - 25 Aug 2005 21:01 GMT
>> But millions of librarians in a row stretching for miles, almost in
>> unison, could each put an issue of the journal on the shelf one after
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>modulating the endpoint, that doesn't convey information?  Or are librarians
>destined to become FTL telegraphers?

Most of that information would be outside the event horizon for
a real observer located at some arbitrary, but real, point along the
line of journals.

This would of course assume that the shelves don't collapse and the
journals descend into a black hole.

>The classic FTL example I can recall mentioned in electronics class is the
>pattern established in a waveguide before the RF passes through it.  Not a
>microwave/radar engineer so don't ask me for details.  Hmm, doesn't the
>excited electron jumping between shells in a laser happen faster than light
>as well?

That last one is beyond me. I never read anything that tried seriously
to reconsile QM and relativity.

-- mrr
jmfbahciv@aol.com - 26 Aug 2005 13:13 GMT
>> But millions of librarians in a row stretching for miles, almost in
>> unison, could each put an issue of the journal on the shelf one after
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>pattern established in a waveguide before the RF passes through it.  Not a
>microwave/radar engineer so don't ask me for details.

Isn't this called a phase velocity?  There is a name for it.

> .. Hmm, doesn't the
>excited electron jumping between shells in a laser happen faster than light
>as well?

I don't think there is a thingie that jumps.  It's a field, not
a ball.

/BAH
- 26 Aug 2005 20:04 GMT
snip--

>The classic FTL example I can recall mentioned in electronics class is the
>pattern established in a waveguide before the RF passes through it.  Not a
>microwave/radar engineer so don't ask me for details.

i believe this expresses the difference between phase and group velocity
in a waveguide, the group velocity is less than the speed of light
and the phase velocity is greater
Don Klipstein - 28 Aug 2005 06:37 GMT
>> But millions of librarians in a row stretching for miles, almost in
>> unison, could each put an issue of the journal on the shelf one after
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>modulating the endpoint, that doesn't convey information?  Or are librarians
>destined to become FTL telegraphers?

 This is a random event that is at most able to convey information FTL
than is the "writing speed" of a giant-size wide-screen oscilloscope with
a small ray gun that responds well to high frequencies.

 Suppose you have an oscilloscope that has the "time base" or the "X
Value" angularly move a laser east-west, and the "Y-Input" (whatever
signal varying with time, possibly an oscillating signal with frequency a
multiple of the X-retracing frequency) angularly moves the laser
north-south.

 Suppose the laser is moved angularly back-and-forth east-west .3 degree
2,000 times a second, and does so north-south .3 degree 8,000 times a
second, with movements being peak-to-peak values and the movements being
sinusoidal.  I surely believe this can actually be done!

 For the sake of this argument, this hypothetical experiment can
angularly move a mirror that reflects a laser beam in lieu of moving the
laser in such a fashion.  Movement of the mirror has the additional
advantage of only having to have angular movement of half the angular
movement of the reflected laser beam!

 Now, aim the laser at the moon, 235,000 or whatever miles away!!!

 Looks like this writes a "Lissajous" pattern on the moon, with overall
dimensions roughly square and able to fit on the moon.  As in about 1230
miles on each side of the "square".

 This surely sounds not only physically possible, but outright
achievable!!!

 So the beam moves north-south along the lunar surface up-and-down 1230
miles 8,000 times a second, 9.84 million miles a second.  If fastest speed
coincides with fastest east-west speed of 1/4 that, then the "dot" moves
at 10.14 million miles per second - and "C" is .186 272 million miles per
second!
 So what does this prove some movement known to move faster than C?
Surely this is not even an argument of transmitting info faster than C!
 And if a big bunch of librarians with good stopwatches reshelve books
in a huge library in some "Wave" that travels faster than C, this does not
indicate info travelling fater than C...  For that matter, librarians
downstream of a disruption of such a FTL "reshelving wave" restore the
"FTL reshelving wave" before they learn of the disruption!

>The classic FTL example I can recall mentioned in electronics class is the
>pattern established in a waveguide before the RF passes through it.

 I don't see how anything travels faster than light when all
superluminal speed is of absence of anything.  However, "waveguide"
reminds me of this "phase velocity-vs-group velocity" business, since a
common form of waveguides is a place where this often occurs.

<SNIP>
>Hmm, doesn't the excited electron jumping between shells in a laser
>happen faster than light as well?

 Given the amount of time not only for the jump to occur but also the
amount of time required to wait for the jump to occur or to respond to
this jump occurring, I surely believe this to nopt believe this to be a
mechanism to transmit info FTL from the cause of the jump to the output of
whatever detected that the jump has occurred.

>  Jack Peacock

- Don Klipstein (don@misty.com)
Steve O'Hara-Smith - 25 Aug 2005 22:24 GMT
> Because in one sense, all along, it is a "popular misconception" that
> nothing can travel faster than light. According to the Special Theory of
> Relativity, no mass, no energy, and no information can travel faster
> than light.

    Anything with imaginary rest mass can (and must) travel faster than
the speed of light if the LF contractions hold good. Such particles used
to be called tachyons, I'm not sure if they have been ruled out yet.

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John Savard - 26 Aug 2005 08:53 GMT
>    Anything with imaginary rest mass can (and must) travel faster than
>the speed of light if the LF contractions hold good. Such particles used
>to be called tachyons, I'm not sure if they have been ruled out yet.

Even when tachyons were considered, it was known that they could not be
detected or manipulated, since doing so would allow faster-than-light
communications, which would permit backwards in time communications as
well, since tachyons were fully subject to Special Relativity.

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jmfbahciv@aol.com - 26 Aug 2005 13:09 GMT
>>    Anything with imaginary rest mass can (and must) travel faster than
>>the speed of light if the LF contractions hold good. Such particles used
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>communications, which would permit backwards in time communications as
>well, since tachyons were fully subject to Special Relativity.

You are 3c distance away from me.  You hold a 9 of spades.
You hold the high card.

I flip a king of spades.  I instantaneouly hold the high card.
This "information" transferred at faster than the speed of light
in a vacuum.

/BAH
Louis Boyd - 26 Aug 2005 19:16 GMT
> You are 3c distance away from me.  You hold a 9 of spades.
> You hold the high card.
>
> I flip a king of spades.  I instantaneouly hold the high card.
> This "information" transferred at faster than the speed of light
> in a vacuum.

How do you know your opponent isn't now holding a 45 which would make
yours the low hand?
enri - 26 Aug 2005 20:11 GMT
>> You are 3c distance away from me.  You hold a 9 of spades.
>> You hold the high card.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>How do you know your opponent isn't now holding a 45 which would make
>yours the low hand?

More to the point. Since the information transferred is of a visual
type it is transmitted by light at is thusly non-instantaneous.

enri
jmfbahciv@aol.com - 28 Aug 2005 11:06 GMT
>>> You are 3c distance away from me.  You hold a 9 of spades.
>>> You hold the high card.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>More to the point. Since the information transferred is of a visual
>type it is transmitted by light at is thusly non-instantaneous.

No.  The information is "high card".  Before the second draw
the high card was the 9 of spades.

This was a bad analogy but I read it some place to explain
conservation of spin.

/BAH
Steve O'Hara-Smith - 26 Aug 2005 14:38 GMT
> >    Anything with imaginary rest mass can (and must) travel faster than
> >the speed of light if the LF contractions hold good. Such particles used
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> communications, which would permit backwards in time communications as
> well, since tachyons were fully subject to Special Relativity.

    This assumes that backwards in time communications are forbidden,
but General Relativity seems replete with methods for producing closed
paths in time, making and using them is just a small matter of engineering :)

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Don Klipstein - 28 Aug 2005 06:46 GMT
>> >    Anything with imaginary rest mass can (and must) travel faster than
>> >the speed of light if the LF contractions hold good. Such particles used
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>but General Relativity seems replete with methods for producing closed
>paths in time, making and using them is just a small matter of engineering :)

 Makes me think that if two people talking to each other are falling into
a black hole with one behind the other, FTL communications become allowed
in one direction after at least one or maybe both of the two are past the
point of no return?  And any FTL communications between the two if one of
the two are not past the point of no return only involve the one past the
point of no return, and never FTL enough far enough to allow any
possibility of the doomed astronaught to get an ancestor to change his
fate ahead of time?

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Steve O'Hara-Smith - 28 Aug 2005 10:52 GMT
> >> >    Anything with imaginary rest mass can (and must) travel faster than
> >> >the speed of light if the LF contractions hold good. Such particles used
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> possibility of the doomed astronaught to get an ancestor to change his
> fate ahead of time?

    There's a misconception here that a self consistent paradox free
universe requires an absence of time travel or FTL communications. This has
been shown not to be so - see "Cauchy Problem in Spacetimes with closed
Timelike Curves" by Friedman, Morris, Novikov, Echeverria, Klinkhammer,
Thorne and Yurtsever in Ohysical Review D42 (1990) 1915-1930.

    In short they show that the apparent paradox can always be avoided.

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Don Klipstein - 28 Aug 2005 06:08 GMT
>In the group alt.folklore.computers:
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>>chart showed an interesting prediction: by 2015, gas turbine specific
>>fuel consumption would cross into a negative number.

 Is this not proof that "the relevant sloped line" on the chart would
make a major change in course well before the year at which such a
straight line would predict gas turbine engines to be 100% efficient at
converting heat-of-combustion to mechanical energy?

 I surely think that efficiency of gas turbine engines has done some
"leveling off" in recent years to an extent good for an adjustment of a
chart that extrapolates to a prediction of gas turbine engines to have
efficiency crossing from infinity to negative-infinity in 2015!
 When did this chart predict 100% efficiency?  (as opposed to infinity
efficiency?)  If this is projected to occur later than 2005, who claims
that we have to wait until then to invalidate "straight-lining" (my words)
that I believe was used in this chart?
 When did this chart predict the rather tall order of 50% efficiency?
If that was for before 2005, has this been achieved yet in an any
economically practical engine?

- Don Klipstein (don@misty.com)
Philip Nasadowski - 28 Aug 2005 21:31 GMT
>   I surely think that efficiency of gas turbine engines has done some
> "leveling off" in recent years to an extent good for an adjustment of a
> chart that extrapolates to a prediction of gas turbine engines to have
> efficiency crossing from infinity to negative-infinity in 2015!

The cores probbably.  What makes today's jetliner engines so efficient
is the ever increasing bypass ratios.  This doesn't apply to a
turboshaft, of course.

>   When did this chart predict 100% efficiency?  (as opposed to infinity
> efficiency?)  If this is projected to occur later than 2005, who claims
> that we have to wait until then to invalidate "straight-lining" (my words)
> that I believe was used in this chart?

I'll see if I can dig it up.  I'm guessing there's a theoretical limit
that can be predicted, but it certainly isn't 100%.

>   When did this chart predict the rather tall order of 50% efficiency?
> If that was for before 2005, has this been achieved yet in an any
> economically practical engine?

50% has been achived in HUGE marine diesels, but it's a fuction of
turning so slow - 200 rpm, which gives the thing darn near forever to
get a lot of energy out of each boom.  I think some smaller diesels can
hit near 40%, but it's harder as size goes down.

Ahhh, here we go:

http://web.archive.org/web/20040210111547/www.railpower.com/efficiency.ph
p

I was somewhat off on my dates predicted, but, hey, they STILL show it
as being a linear drop, though the data points don't match up well :)

But, still.  They're showing it as a straight line.  Keep running it
along and hey, isn't that a neat trick?

The best I can figure, rail diesels slowly got better at a somewhat
linear pace, gas turbines jumped a few times but have leveled off in
recent years.

It's interesting to note that a rebuild of 70's vintage gas turbine
powered trains in NY recently was a disaster - the units were still
unreliable, and still sucked fuel.  Actually, they just plain sucked,
but that's another story...

As of late, Railpower's been backing off on their turbine plans (no more
dreamy charts!).  I suspect their Green Goat might get a niche as a yard
switcher, but mainline uses for hybrid locomotives in general are
probbably limited at best.  They sure have been good at buzzword
compliance, at least.  In the US market, they might have a niches they
can carve out and live in.  Worldwide, I suspect Bombardier, etc would
crush them in an instant.
Morten Reistad - 28 Aug 2005 22:01 GMT
[snip engine efficiency]

>>   When did this chart predict the rather tall order of 50% efficiency?
>> If that was for before 2005, has this been achieved yet in an any
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>get a lot of energy out of each boom.  I think some smaller diesels can
>hit near 40%, but it's harder as size goes down.

200 rpm isn't slow regarding large ships.

"Give her all she got, you may even take her to 200 rpm"
       -- line from the movie about the breakout from Dakar.

>Ahhh, here we go:
>
>http://web.archive.org/web/20040210111547/www.railpower.com/efficiency.php

>I was somewhat off on my dates predicted, but, hey, they STILL show it
>as being a linear drop, though the data points don't match up well :)
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>can carve out and live in.  Worldwide, I suspect Bombardier, etc would
>crush them in an instant.

That is turbine-electric, right ? Diesel-electric has been pretty
standard issue in locomotives for at least 4 decades now.

-- mrr
Philip Nasadowski - 28 Aug 2005 23:03 GMT

> 200 rpm isn't slow regarding large ships.

I should have said 'max' in there. Sorry..

> That is turbine-electric, right ? Diesel-electric has been pretty
> standard issue in locomotives for at least 4 decades now.

Yeah.  Bombardier tried their hand at selling turbine electric in the
US, at the nagging of the US DOT.  Once AGAIN, it was a commercial
failure.  The idea was to get 'electric train performance' without the
supposedly 'expensive' electrification.  Once again, it was a total
failure - the prototype is rotting up in a yard in Canada somewhere.  
Closest to a sale was Florida, where they proposed it Vs an electric
system for high speed rail.  So much for big savings - the turbine
trains were more expensive, slower, and the system cost was barely
cheaper, despite heavy single tracking in BBD's design proposal.  FL
went BBD, demanded all electric, then came to its senses and realized
the state has no real use for high speed rail becaue it has no useable
local transit to support it, nor any real city centers.  The system
would have been a very expensive shuttle between Orlando airport and
disneyworld.  Whoopie.

Diesel electric's well established, though diesel hydrualic is and was
common in Europe for decades and had some noteably uses in the US (RDC,
etc)

IMHO, DH hasn't gotten big use in the US only because of
Electro-Motive's big success early on.  There's little question it
works, and in some applications beats DE anyway.

I suspect the US DOT will STILL keep trying at the gas turbine train
idea, but it's so far been proven to be unworkable - the TGV was
origionally going to be gas turbine - only after the prototypes got
rolling did they decide to go electric.  Pretty much everyone's tried it
and it's been a failure - turboshafts aren't very reliable sucking in
dust and being shaken like crazy all day, fuel consumption is STILL
higher than a diesel, and maintenance is a scary thing to think about -
lots of rail maintenance is hammer based.  Gas turbines have a nasty
habit of exploding and shedding parts when you abuse them...

More realistically, the US DOT should step back, look at how they're
pretty much the sole party persuing gas turbine powered trains
(Railpower's vaporware GT loco not withstanding), and then look at
what's worked overseas and adopt that.  But you're talking about an
agency/industry that has rasied NIH from an acronym to an art form...
Charlie Gibbs - 29 Aug 2005 19:19 GMT
> I suspect the US DOT will STILL keep trying at the gas turbine train
> idea, but it's so far been proven to be unworkable - the TGV was
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> lots of rail maintenance is hammer based.  Gas turbines have a nasty
> habit of exploding and shedding parts when you abuse them...

But turbines are so _sexy_...

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Joe - 29 Aug 2005 14:18 GMT
For those who haven't seen any information on these engines, here's a link to
one of those behemoths:
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~ccsshb/12cyl/

I don't know if this is a duplicate of the below link, since it comes up here as
a "naughty boy; this is a restricted web-site".

Joe

> 50% has been achived in HUGE marine diesels, but it's a fuction of
> turning so slow - 200 rpm, which gives the thing darn near forever to
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> http://web.archive.org/web/20040210111547/www.railpower.com/efficiency.ph
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