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Natural Science Forum / Biology / Paleontology / February 2005Where the dinosaurs killed by alien hunters ???
Scientists think that the dinos were shot by aliens from outer space, shot and butchered and eaten ! That's the reason the dinos are gone today ! Damn! The "Hunters from Xypluton Four" theory of dinosaur extinction, while gaining rapid acceptance in the scientific community (now that we have figured out how their ray guns probably worked), has been a closely guarded secret. Your disclosure, unfortunately, has placed your life in danger. Hired Secret-Spiller-Assassins, an elite group of chemists and neophyte paleontologists funded by the National Academy of Sciences are, most likely, even as I write, hot on your trail. You best bet would be to contact every news group sever and have your dangerous posting removed. I would then pretend that someone hijacked your identity. And finally I would promise never to disclose any information you have about forbidden knowledge that scientists keep locked up in their offices in order to stifle the progress of those poor, crushed researchers who, alas, still believe that cold fusion and perpetual motion are impossible. Paleo-Secret-Agents from the > Scientists think that the dinos were shot by aliens from outer space, > shot and butchered and eaten ! That's the reason the dinos are gone > today ! Cox -- You damned terorist scum!!! At last you have surfaced and are issuing instructions to your evil conspirators!!! You have only minutes to live!!! ... We will be upon you just as soon as we figure out the instructions for this super-$37billion credit- Gyneral Dynamics-Halliburton intergalactic terrorist locator that IT has installed in our control module. At the moment all it will tell us is "Missing DLL in Module MSJUNK.VXD". But our techs assure us that this little problem will be cleaned up in minutes and then you, sir, will be toast just like those saurians you and your despicible ilk so admire. >Damn! > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] >> shot and butchered and eaten ! That's the reason the dinos are gone >> today ! The dinosaurs were all eaten by Giant Poodles. Chris----MtLoweMan@aol.Com Well, that of course, the second most common hypothesis held by serious researchers in the KT event. The first, that they were killed by alien hunters who came in search of dinosaur spleens, which, as most paleontologists now know, is renown throughout the inhabited universe as a fast-acting aphrodisiac and a cure for type IX mullendover's syndrome, an often painful skin rash common to hairless arthropods inhabiting low gravity planets. I can only caution you, as I have the previous writer, that revealing these secrets can have dire consequences! Beware. > The dinosaurs were all eaten by Giant Poodles. > > Chris----MtLoweMan@aol.Com I think they took time travel and our music insulted their intelligence > I think they took time travel and our music insulted their intelligence (Newbie) I think the big'uns choked on the littl'uns. On a serious note, can someone tell me all the echinoid fossils of the species I find on my local beach are between 11/2 and 2 inches across the long axis? I have never found a smaller specimen. Did they have predators? If they did, it would explain why one that I dug from the chalk seems to have been partially crushed as if by blunt teeth.TIA >I think they took time travel and our music insulted their intelligence Plonk!! >Scientists think that the dinos were shot by aliens from outer space, >shot and butchered and eaten ! That's the reason the dinos are gone >today ! Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000 newsgroups (all cross-posted to a single low-traffic but unrelated newsgroup) with superficially relevant comments. The purpose is to disrupt with off-topic crosspostings. Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put yourself on display in his trophy case. Like all trolls, the way to handle him is to IGNORE him. Take a few minutes of your time and check out the following score cards to see firsthand what this perverted troll is doing. I promise, you'll be amazed at just how active and perverted he is. You will see firsthand the troll's work and his trophies. You will see into the sickness and darkness of the worst troll on the internet today. Read some of his posts and look at the headers. You will see than no newsgroup is immune. You will see flamewars started, some containing over a hundred messages. Browse the can.uucp newsgroup, his old score card, for Karl-Hugo Weesberg Browse the is.matur newsgroup, his current score card, for Dan Simper. Browse the scot.tld newsgroup, his current score card, for Bruno Beam. He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often discovered to be anagrams (for example "Dan Simper" is an anagram of "Spiderman", Bruno Beam is an anagram of "Unabomber"). This guy is a serious troll with a serious problem. Don't be one of his trophies. Chances are that I don't subscribe to this newsgroup. I am simply monitoring the newsgroups the Anagram Troll is using as his score card. Any posts from me are a result of that monitoring. I normally only post to the newsgroup being spammed, not to the score card newsgroup, thus I will not see any replies directly to this post. Above all, please do not allow him to start a flamewar or extensive discussion in your newsgroup. He thrives on that. If it is too late, don't crosspost to his score card newsgroup. That trophy count is his motivation to continue trolling. Please help stop him in his tracks. Given the serious state of decay in the news groups (i.e. all the spam and the general level of "off topic" silliness) does it really matter any more that some poor shuck trolls through the groups with his/her observations on "superficially relevant comments"??? If nothing else, the high level of spam has significantly reduced the impact of such trolls. We have become accustomed to spam and this kind of stuff is just another type of spam. Anti-troll campaigns belong, unfortunately, to another (and now distant) past era of the internet. e. > >Scientists think that the dinos were shot by aliens from outer space, > >shot and butchered and eaten ! That's the reason the dinos are gone [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > crosspost to his score card newsgroup. That trophy count is his motivation > to continue trolling. Please help stop him in his tracks. |
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