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Natural Science Forum / Physics / General Physics / July 2008New Element Discovered
A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. Bob Kolker > A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery > of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element > has been tentatively named Governmentium. I just LOVE election years. Mark L. Fergerson >> A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery >> of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element >> has been tentatively named Governmentium. > > I just LOVE election years. In my state, that year never ends. I enjoyed the post. /BAH While gasoline costs 12 cents a gallon in Caracas ( Venezuela ), it costs 9.85 USD in Oslo ( Norway ) and 7.33 in South Korea. “ In England, where London drivers are paying nearly 9 dollars a gallon, taxes account for a whopping 81.5 percent of the pump price. ” -- Los Angeles Times, July 14, 2008 U.S.A. Inc. is like a party .. call it “ DisneyLand ” if you will. Pay the “ rent ” ( taxes ) and obey the regulations or be “ evicted ”. For oft' random reasons, the homeless are “ The Evicted ”. It's the right of every “ land Lord ” ( e.g. yourself, the government, etc. ) to “ evict ” on a whim. Going up a level, every landLord is a “ tenant ”. The only “ Lord ” that matters is the “ land Lord ”. “ Even though Norway is the third largest oil exporter, [ after Russia and Saudi Arabia ] the fuel is heavily taxed. The fuel tax for regular fuel pumps ( gas stations ) in Norway contributed to 63 percent [ ! ] of the fuel price in 2007 ( The tax was USD 1.42 per litre 95 RON petrol ). The government refers to the tax as environmental tax on fuels. The tax is subject to much controversy and debate in Norway, specially since Norway has a widespread population and lack of public transportation in rural areas. In 2008 the socialist / social-democratic government of Norway further increased the tax for petrol and diesel. [ ! ? ] Public transportation is subject to the same taxes as private users. The steep increase in fuel prices worldwide in 2006 - 2008, combined with --> increased fuel taxes in the same period, threatens public transportation in rural areas. Jet fuel has minor taxes. [ ! ? ] Diesel for use by farmers is colored red and is not taxed. ”. -- WikiPedia |
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