US declares MIT science grad students are security threats
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The Tech: Eight MIT graduate students with student visas were denied a key credential by
the Department of Homeland Security. After their department appealed the decisions on
their behalf, the DHS declared at least two of the students “security threats.”
The troubles stem from a new homeland security program called the Transportation Worker
Identification Credential, a plastic card which, like an MIT ID, contains personally
identifying information and can be read wirelessly. Without the credential, the students
will soon have a harder time boarding and leaving ships at U.S. ports, including the three
research ships at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute, where the students work.
The situation was well-known to WHOI, but it only came to MIT’s attention yesterday, when
a German student forwarded to colleagues in the Earth, Atmosphere, and Planetary Sciences
Department a letter from the Department of Homeland Security. The letter said in part: “I
have personally reviewed the Initial Determination of Threat Assessment, your reply,
accompanying information, and all other information and materials available to the TSA.
Based upon this review, I have determined that you pose a security threat and you do not
meet the eligibility requirements to hold a Transportation Worker Identification
Credential (TWIC).” A British graduate student received a similar letter, said James A.
Yoder, dean of WHOI.
Uncle Al - 15 Jul 2008 22:48 GMT
> US declares MIT science grad students are security threats
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> Credential (TWIC).â A British graduate student received a similar letter, said James A.
> Yoder, dean of WHOI.
Suspected stateless international Islamo-fascist terrorism
spokesperson Máiréad Gael O'Griobhtha McGinty today declared, "Allah
who rules the seas and skies will rain wave after wave of destruction
upon crusaders."
Pope Benny 16 replied, "fac ut gaudeum."
Homeland Severity declared this to be "a severely credible threat" and
are detaining for interrogation nimbo-cumulus clouds of interest and
all Malibu residents wearing muslin.
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/homesec.jpg
In other news, Science (AAAS) reports Homeland Severity personnel "are
remarkably incapable of catching a cold."

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Jan Panteltje - 16 Jul 2008 11:33 GMT
>US declares MIT science grad students are security threats
All scientists will soon be declarerd 'security threat'.
A big witch hunt will start, all science books wil be burned,
and the true creationists will rule the world,
and all Americans will travel by horse.
This because all that technology has only brought us Global Warming.
At the head of the new movement will be Al Gore.
Anyways those grad stsudents can always move to China,
and become a real seurity theat.
Real in depth knowledge is now considered dangerous by a society of button
pushers and mouse clickers.
And they make up the majority!
We will have to go undercover, if you know how to program you are a 'hacker',
an enemy of Hollywood, of the US.
LOL
hhc314@yahoo.com - 17 Jul 2008 18:15 GMT
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Jan, ain't that the absolute truth!
It reminds me of France during the Reign of Terror, and I'm not of a
history buff. I believe it began first with the royalty, next the
lawyers, and eventually all of the intellectuals.
Even the organized military forces in the world recognize this in a
way. If all of the officers in command of the troops are killed, all
Hell breaks out.
Right now the US sits on the very edge of that slippery slope.
Harry C.
Eric Gisse - 16 Jul 2008 14:24 GMT
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Load gun, aim at foot, shoot.
jmfbahciv - 16 Jul 2008 15:10 GMT
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> Load gun, aim at foot, shoot.
Missed; blew balls off.
/BAH
Mike Jr. - 18 Jul 2008 03:43 GMT
> US declares MIT science grad students are security threats
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> Credential (TWIC).” A British graduate student received a similar letter, said James A.
> Yoder, dean of WHOI.
Must be those rival Harvard guys in DHS.
--Mike Jr