> What are the relatively effective ways of looking busy without work?
Staring endlessly at your PC, scribbling copious notes, and walking
around with an air of purposefulness.
> And what are the relatively painless and cheap means of suicide?
The Kevorkian monoxide inhaler, the Hitlerian glass cyanide capsule,
and a "Death with Dignity" fatal prescription of pills from your doctor
in Oregon.
Double-A