As I remember, Charlotte Church was 13 for three years running. But
recently, I heard that she was 22 -- and thus now seemed to be making
normal progress along her world line.
But now I hear she's nineteen!!! This represents not just a a stasis
or slow-running of her time track, but outright time reversal.
Can this phenomenon be explained by Kurt Goedel's closed time loops?
Will Miss Church never grow any older but be doomed to repeat her youth
over-and-over, and will we be doomed to witness it?
I urge all readers to apply themselves to this problem, in the hope of
finding a happy solution.
The resulting analysis could also be applied, of course, to Peter Pan.
Ben Rudiak-Gould - 14 Jul 2005 13:48 GMT
> Can this phenomenon be explained by Kurt Goedel's closed time loops?
Yes, inasmuch as introducing closed time loops leads to contradictions, and
from a contradiction anything follows.
-- Ben
Autymn D. C. - 15 Jul 2005 13:12 GMT
It does not. There are two timelines.
Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel - 16 Jul 2005 12:10 GMT
> It does not. There are two timelines.
Me and my shadow.
Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel - 30 Jul 2005 11:14 GMT
Hmmmmm, this problem is proving trickier than even I thought. Perhaps
readers should try integrating the 14th differential of the
Fock-Lorentz transformation, rotating their wicks, and dividing by the
number they first thought of.
Bon chance!
Prai Jei - 30 Jul 2005 23:30 GMT
Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel (or somebody else of the same name) wrote
thusly in message <1122718472.119139.37220@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:
> Hmmmmm, this problem is proving trickier than even I thought. Perhaps
> readers should try integrating the 14th differential of the
> Fock-Lorentz transformation, rotating their wicks, and dividing by the
> number they first thought of.
>
> Bon chance!
Anything to cause CC to vanish up her own

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A couple of questions. How do I stop the wires short-circuiting, and what's
this nylon washer for?
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