Is Action fun ??(kst)
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Ken S. Tucker - 16 Jul 2005 10:39 GMT ACTION....take 1
Hey kids, do you want to have fun with relativity?
{{yeah we do...yea!!}}
Well ok then, Ken is in his secret laboratory with a big bag of marbles, all of which weigh the same, about 10 grams.
Ken's bored so he's tossing a marble into a bucket everytime the clock ticks, 1 a second.
His friend Fast Freddi happens to be passing Ken's lab at Fast Freddi speed, more than 86% speed of the speed of light.
{{wow, yea for Fast Freddi}}
Freddi tells Ken that Ken's tossing a marble every 2 seconds, but they weigh 20 grams each. Well Ken and Freddi get in an arguement...:-(
{{booo}}
But then Ken and Freddi discover something called ACTION.
They both agreed the
(mass of the marble) x (the rate the marbles are tossed)
is the same for both of them.
{{yea!!!}}
You see what happened was Ken was tossing a marble every second, but Fast Freddi saw that as a fat marble (a 20gm aget) tossed every 2 seconds.
Both now know that ACTION is the same for both Ken and Fast Freddi, and everyone else.
So everyone in the universe sees Ken tossing marbles into a bucket so that the
(mass of the marbles) x (rate of marbles tossed)
is the same for everyone in the universe!
{{yea!!}}
And that's called ACTION.
ET phoned home and it's true there to...
{{WOW}}...
Would anyone like to see how that's done in relativity?
{{No, I need to take a pee, Can I go home}}
Sit down ET...you need to learn geometry, and General Relativity!
Mr. Planck went to a lotta trouble to explain his
h = 6.625 ergs * seconds = invariant ACTION units.
He thinks the rate of the marbles x their mass going into the bucket Ken and Freddi see is the same for everybody, and called that Quantum Theory, just because Ken used a unit marble.
Then some beatnik ahh, Einstein comes along and agrees with Mr. Planck, and Einstein gets a Nobel Prize for agreeing, so be agreeable.
{{Yea! ... hmm}}
Kids, wanna know how QT and GR work together?
{{Yes, is tomorrow to soon?}}
That's fine... Ken S. Tucker
Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel - 16 Jul 2005 12:23 GMT That's OK. Homosexuality is no longer a criminal offence.
Ken S. Tucker - 16 Jul 2005 20:21 GMT > That's OK. Homosexuality is no longer a criminal offence. You're english aren't you, how did I know that :-)?
I'm hoping to get some examples of ACTION, that clearly relates it's meaning. TIA Ken
Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel - 21 Jul 2005 11:35 GMT > > That's OK. Homosexuality is no longer a criminal offence. > > You're english aren't you, how did I know that :-)? Cuz ah warn't writing in CHINESE.
> I'm hoping to get some examples of ACTION, that > clearly relates it's meaning. > TIA > Ken Ken S. Tucker - 22 Jul 2005 04:43 GMT > > > That's OK. Homosexuality is no longer a criminal offence. > > > > You're english aren't you, how did I know that :-)? > > Cuz ah warn't writing in CHINESE. I'm told inbreeding on a tiny little island makes them go homo, hence you're english.
Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel - 23 Jul 2005 10:15 GMT > > > > That's OK. Homosexuality is no longer a criminal offence. > > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I'm told inbreeding on a tiny little island > makes them go homo, hence you're english. What has that to do with me, Old Fruit?
Sue... - 23 Jul 2005 12:31 GMT What made you think he was talking aboot you? Eh? Don't you know how to read CANADIAN?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_English
:o) Sue...
Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel - 28 Jul 2005 11:29 GMT > What made you think he was talking aboot you? Eh? > Don't you know how to read CANADIAN? [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > :o) > Sue... I don't even know how to read GRANADIAN.
Like your big red nose, BTW!
N:dlzc D:aol T:com (dlzc) - 16 Jul 2005 23:14 GMT Dear Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel:
> That's OK. Homosexuality is no longer a criminal offence. There are still laws on the books in various states/countries against it.
And it is still a "sin"... whatever that means. Considering that birth is sin... (in the same book)
David A. Smith
Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel - 28 Jul 2005 11:32 GMT Well, I've really QUEERED Ken's original QUERY! :-O
Ken S. Tucker - 28 Jul 2005 16:37 GMT > Well, I've really QUEERED Ken's original QUERY! :-O No problem, we're all here to share expertise, so tell us what color is black guys sperm, something you'd know.
Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel - 30 Jul 2005 11:30 GMT > > Well, I've really QUEERED Ken's original QUERY! :-O > > No problem, we're all here to share expertise, > so tell us what color is black guys sperm, > something you'd know. This depends on the relativistic Doppler effect, determined by the rate of w.nking. If the action is rapid enough, a black hole may be created -- thus resonating with the gentleman's skin colour.
Ken S. Tucker - 31 Jul 2005 00:29 GMT > > > Well, I've really QUEERED Ken's original QUERY! :-O > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > of w.nking. If the action is rapid enough, a black hole may be created > -- thus resonating with the gentleman's skin colour. I like you, you remind me of bilge. I'd like to make you an honary fan of the Ken S. Tucker fan club, butt you'll need to start at the bottom, I figure you can do that, more than willingly, and bilge (the janitor) wants to be the mascot.
Bilged e-mails me frequently and begs to be my mascot. Yuck, probably has AIDS. Ken
Ken S. Tucker - 30 Jul 2005 08:58 GMT > ACTION....take 1 > [quoted text clipped - 82 lines] > That's fine... > Ken S. Tucker OK, more about Action, by defintion,
Action = Work x Time.
or
Work = Action/Time.
Scenario: Ken & Lynne are unionized carpenters who agree that every hammer hit on a 3" nail drives it 1" into the standard spruce beam, and further agree that only that hit will be used by union rules, hit = h.
Ken works twice as hard as Lynne, he hits twice for every one of Lynne's hits.
The big boss comes over and and noticed the frequency of Ken's hits, is twice Lynne's and decides to pay Ken at twice the rate of Lynne, using the formula,
Work = hits per minute.
= hits x frequency.
Work being energy, the boss decides,
E = h*f == hit * frequency.
But the boss being a regular guy, with a stop watch, decides at least two hits are needed to establish the rate and frequency of hits.
Lynne hits at t=0 and then t=2.
Ken hits at t=0 and then t=1.
K(frequency) = 2*Lynne(f),
where a minimum of two hits are required to establish frequency.
Regards Ken S. Tucker
Bilge - 30 Jul 2005 18:38 GMT Ken S. Tucker:
>Scenario: Ken & Lynne are unionized carpenters >who agree that every hammer hit on a 3" nail [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >decides to pay Ken at twice the rate of Lynne, >using the formula, Why would you get paid extra for hitting your thumb twice as often as lynne hits a nail?
>Work = hits per minute. > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >Regards >Ken S. Tucker
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