Natural Science Forum / Physics / Relativity / September 2005

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D.  The Catholic church has done a 2000 yr. investigation of itself and
finds that it is the only true religion (leaving no boy unturned).

E.  The Supreme Court will "faithfully" interpret the law according to
the principles laid out in the U.S. Constitution.

F.  "W" will proclaim that he has the same number of toes as fingers
(in that order) and calls for a full investigation to determine why
that number is not consistent.

G.  After 6 years of senatorial voting Bill Frist will sell his stock
in his HCA to show he has no conflict of interest.

H.  A Texas prosecutor's suicide note reveals that he felt extreme
remorse for investigating any wrong-doing of a Republican.

I.  Former U.S. President Bill Clinton is re-impeached by the House and
found guilty by the Senate of wearing a Linday England mask to
infiltrate military prisons and torture the detainees.

J.  Hillary Clinton's cellphone tape log indicates that she had
encouraged passengers aboard 4 flights on 9-11 to lash out against
anything that bothered them about U.S. imperialism.

K.  Large construction corporations tried to refuse acceptance no-bid
government contracts because "it would be wrong".  One executive of an
unnamed corporation was heard to say, "Are they deliberately trying to
get us in trouble?  They force us to accept these stupid open-ended
contracts only to make us fail time after time."  His Imperial Majesty
Cheney refused to elaborate further.

L.  The ghosts of Vince Foster and Ron Brown testify before an
impartial congress that they may have pissed-off the Clintons.

M.  Mathematicians gain a majority and declare a sympathy toward misled
physicists and allow physicists to use their math theory; provided that
they do not use their voodoo physics.

N.  The universe temporarily stops while a mathematician sharpens a
pencil.

O.  A mathematician says  "I don't know what reality you are dreaming
about.  This is what the numbers say."

P.  A mathematician says  "A specific application?  Why are you so
limited wrt numbers?"

Q.  A mathematician says "We have a proof that physics cannot escape
from, and it rely solely on numbers."

R.  A mathematician says "What do you mean that my numbers are not
applicable in this context."

S.  Eintsien travels back in time and reasserts his ambiguity.  "I felt
forced to make a math that controlled my theory, but it got away from
me.  The math made me believe things that were beyond my physical
thoughts of a realism."

T.  MIT declares that physics is deliberately hiding numbers.  A
spokesman said that "Physicists are limited to a form of reality that
doesn't exist with the vast numerology available today.  We make lots
of stuff and it is only limited by innumerable numbers."

U.  A 'physicist' claims that we have reached the end of total physical
knowledge.

V.  Physicists disagree with one another.

W.  Only math is true.  Numbers don't lie.

X.  We should really rethink physics.

Y.  Rethinking physics is an exercise in futility.

Z.  The universe has no laws that we cannot understand with today's
concepts.

When does one realise that all possibilities are not going to be
evident for the will of belief?  Maybe if we stopped seeing through
rose colored glasses?