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Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket - 22 Oct 2005 11:46 GMT I can't find the message below on my computer, and -- I bloody posted it!! -- Google Groups search denies it exists. I mean, it's got such lterary merit, it should be preserved for posterity.
Do you have this censorship problem, or is it just in my STINKING POXY system?
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Title:- "Re: I now think that the theory of relativity is simply gay !"
> Gerry Lintonice wrote: > > Yes, this theory is just the exact description of a homosexual love > > between two men. One dick flying with the speed of light into an > > a.shole (black hole). > > > > Simple.The Greek knew this 2500 years ago... > > # We're the Flintstones, we're the Flintstones, > # We'll have a gay old time! Kadaitcha Man - 22 Oct 2005 11:55 GMT Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the hard-baked, chubby skullfucker, and silkworm breeder, made public:
> I can't find the message below on my computer, and -- I bloody posted > it!! -- Google Groups search denies it exists. I mean, it's got such > lterary merit, it should be preserved for posterity. > > Do you have this censorship problem, or is it just in my STINKING POXY > system? Do you use linux or own a Mac by any chance, you less than f.cking useless pillock?
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics.relativity/browse_thread/thread/e 9746d2b2f55e203/963be1f67e87982c?lnk=st&q=%22One+dick+flying+with+the+speed+ of+light+into+an%22&rnum=1&hl=en#963be1f67e87982c
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics.relativity/msg/963be1f67e87982c?h l=en&
news:1129633010.821369.221600@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
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Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket - 22 Oct 2005 12:13 GMT > Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the hard-baked, > chubby skullfucker, and silkworm breeder, made public: [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Do you use linux or own a Mac by any chance, you less than f.cking useless > pillock? No, you total jackworm masturbator, shut your face or I'll recite you my epic poem-cycle on how I found a piece of green putty in my left armpit.
Kadaitcha Man - 22 Oct 2005 12:18 GMT Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the intolerable, stuck hugger-mugger, and servant responsible for emptying and cleaning chamber pots, fulminated:
>> Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the hard-baked, >> chubby skullfucker, and silkworm breeder, made public: [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > No, I say you're a f.cking liar.
> you total jackworm masturbator, Didn't take much to shove your head into your groin, did it, eh.
> shut your face or Or what, pussy boy?
> I'll recite you > my epic poem-cycle on how I found a piece of green putty in my left > armpit. That isn't putty. It's a canker.
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Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket - 24 Oct 2005 11:11 GMT > Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the intolerable, > stuck hugger-mugger, and servant responsible for emptying and cleaning [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > That isn't putty. It's a canker. Rhymes with it, anyway! ;-)
Kadaitcha Man - 24 Oct 2005 11:37 GMT Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the drowsy, left-slanting flipper, and oxherder, toadied:
>> Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the >> intolerable, stuck hugger-mugger, and servant responsible for [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > > Rhymes with it, anyway! ;-) Tell me when to laugh.
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Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket - 24 Oct 2005 13:03 GMT > Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the drowsy, > left-slanting flipper, and oxherder, toadied: [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > > Tell me when to laugh. You have my imperial permission to laugh at any point within the next half hour.
Keep that feedback coming, Kadai, we value it.
Kadaitcha Man - 24 Oct 2005 22:36 GMT Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the bogus, f.cked-up airhead, and employee who stiffens things by looking at them, alluded:
>> Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the drowsy, >> left-slanting flipper, and oxherder, toadied: [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > You have my imperial permission to laugh at any point within the next > half hour. Fat lot of good it did you, eh.
> Keep that feedback coming, Kadai, we value it.
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Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket - 26 Oct 2005 11:44 GMT > Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the bogus, > f.cked-up airhead, and employee who stiffens things by looking at them, [quoted text clipped - 46 lines] > > Fat lot of good it did you, eh. Actually, I'm on a diet.
> > Keep that feedback coming, Kadai, we value it. Kadaitcha Man - 27 Oct 2005 06:28 GMT Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the gorged, lean-witted degenerate, and person who applies ornamental plaster to their face to hide the horrendous acne, meandered:
>> Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the bogus, >> f.cked-up airhead, and employee who stiffens things by looking at [quoted text clipped - 48 lines] > > Actually, I'm on a diet. Fat lot of good it did you, eh.
>>> Keep that feedback coming, Kadai, we value it.
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Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket - 28 Oct 2005 11:45 GMT > Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the gorged, > lean-witted degenerate, and person who applies ornamental plaster to their > face to hide the horrendous acne, Your closer to the truth than you realise!
> meandered: [snipped for brevity]
> >>>>>> That isn't putty. It's a canker. > >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Fat lot of good it did you, eh. Er .... you said that already.
Is it feedback?
> >>> Keep that feedback coming, Kadai, we value it. Kadaitcha Man - 28 Oct 2005 11:52 GMT Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the crass, radioactive headache, and seller of second-hand goods, orated:
>> Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the gorged, >> lean-witted degenerate, and person who applies ornamental plaster to [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > Er .... you said that already. No sh.t, Shylock? Does deliberate ambiguity always leave you dazed and senseless like a stunned mullet?
> Is it feedback? >> >>>>> Keep that feedback coming, Kadai, we value it.
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Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket - 31 Oct 2005 14:18 GMT > Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket, <brightice2001@yahoo.co.uk>, the crass, > radioactive headache, and seller of second-hand goods, orated: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > No sh.t, Shylock? Does deliberate ambiguity always leave you dazed and > senseless like a stunned mullet? Could you repeat that?
> > Is it feedback? > >> > >>>>> Keep that feedback coming, Kadai, we value it.
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